ohai there
Why do my feet smell if they dont have a nose?
The world may never know...
Why do people point at their wrist when asking for he time but don't point at their crotch when they ask where the bathroom is?
I don't know, ask Jesus
Catching Elephant is a theme by Andy Taylor
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This fucking Zigzagoon just murdered my Mudkip
He doesn’t give a shit he just sits there
There’s bloodlust in those fucking eyes
(Source: awesomephilia)
Girl: I’m having heart surgery today!
Boy: I know.
Girl: I love you!
Boy: I love you more, much more!After surgery, when the girl woke up, only her father is next to her bed.
Girl: Where is he?
Father: You don’t know who gave you the heart?
Girl: What? (She starts crying)
Father: I’m just kidding, he went to the toilet.
(Source: walaakongpiso)
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